AKPABIO & GISTLOVER: THE FULL GIST

This mess is hotter than a habanero pepper, and everyone's talking about it. You've got Akpabio, that political heavyweight, dragged into the dirt by Gistlover, the anonymous internet sensation. The internet is blowing up with stories, and nobody knows what to trust anymore. Are we dealing with a personal vendetta? Or is there a deeper conspiracy